2 Chainz - Expensify This

Woke up in a California king
Gold watch, gold chain, gold ring
I know they admire my movements
I been partyin' since Tuesday
Everyday a blessing, I won't spoil it
So I had to buy me a gold toilet
Only sit in a first class seat
Then I roll one up with the old receipts (yeah)
2 Chainz, baby, don't lie to me
Time and space don't apply to me
My garage, abracadabra
Ice whip, two chicks that look like Cleopatra
Whip too refined for the horsepower
Got it runnin' off a seafood tower
Know that I'm here for a reason
Car so cold that it's sneezin'

Day in the life of a baller (yeah)
Day in the life of a baller
If the money was a lady (lady)
I would have to call her, call her (hello)

Stop by mom's crib to get a lighter
Got the whole house decked in designer (mom)
Quick walk through, I'm the VIP
Touch screen door, eye scan complete (tell 'em)
Five star chef fixin' lunch meat
Marble statue of an emoji
Look at all these chains and they all custom
And they so long, you could double dutch 'em (tru)
Brought rare back, in a care pack
Rode a bear's back, brought the bear back (what?)
Yeah to do that it take skills (skills)
Atm next door printin' bills (bills)
Diamond football, chillin' in a damn box
Jet ski, even though it's landlocked
But now it's time to get married
I'm lookin' so fresh that it's scary
I walk down the aisle and I dap the priest
'Cause I'm so fly, I might marry me
Will you accept this ring?
Hell yeah, let's do this thing

Day in the life of a baller (yeah)
Day in the life of a baller
If the money was a lady (lady)
I would have to call her, call her

Time to hit up my reception
So I drop down to a dimension
Sip ace of spades ​with a porcupine
Two hundred puppies and they all mine
Two million dollars worth of diamonds there
And I paid this dude just to stand there
All animated but it's me, yeah
So I smoked a bong with a reindeer
Gave me the key to the city
And zapped me back kinda quickly
Mama on stage, sippin' champagne
She knew me when I had no chains
Things that I bought so dignified
'Cause I had to snap it with expensify
Party turned up but it just begun
Expenses paid! (Well, my job is done)

Day in the life of a baller (yeah)
Day in the life of a baller
If the money was a lady (lady)
I would have to call her, call her (call her)

Day in the life of a baller (yeah)
Day in the life of a baller (tru)
If the money was a lady (lady)
I would have to call her, call her